Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign

A lady was

| Police jokes

A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took of

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My brother's just opened a

| Brother and sister jokes

My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

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What did the bus conductor say to the frog?

| Bus jokes

What did the bus conductor say to the frog? Hop on.

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What's the worst thing you're likely to

| School jokes

What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!

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Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.