Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
| History jokes
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't
| School jokes
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!
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Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
| Insect jokes
Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).
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Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp,
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks!
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Are hamburgers male?
| Burger jokes
Are hamburgers male? Yes, because they're boygers, not girlgers!
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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake? Stop crying and viper your nose.