Why are snakes hard to fool ?
| Snake jokes
Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !
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What do you call a cow with no front legs?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow with no front legs? Lean Beef
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked
| Dirty jokes
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man wok
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead
| School jokes
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!
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Pat and Mike were walking down the
| Religious jokes
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time'. Pat enters the confessional and says,' Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman'. The priest asks, 'was it Mrs Murph
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Yo Mama is so fat…when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars