Who won the animal race?
| Aardvark jokes
Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
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Lara Rabbit: Do you
| Rabbit jokes
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
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Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
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What tea do footballers drink ?
| Sport jokes
What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear
| Fishing jokes
Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !
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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn’t even know he was sick!