What job do rabbits at hotels have?
| Rabbit jokes
What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
| Insect jokes
A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"
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Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine? A: Knock on the hatch.
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What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet?
| Dog jokes
What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.
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What do you call a very rude
| Bird jokes
What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.” This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis. With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman and your brother.