Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying
| Zoo jokes
Caller: Finally! I got through! I've been trying to call the zoo for hours! Zookeeper: Yes, all our lions were busy!
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Where can you always find money?
| Money jokes
Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because
| Humor jokes
Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!
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Why don't elephants like playing cards in
| Elephant jokes
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle ? Because of all the cheetahs !
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A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and
| Military jokes
A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didn't notice a chimpanzee, escaped from a nearby civilian transport, crawled up the ropes and up to the smokestack. Down the stack, it made its way into the engine room. It came across a power panel open
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Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!