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Why is it so cold at Christmas?

| Christmas jokes

Why is it so cold at Christmas? It's in Decembrrrrr.

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Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie

| Easter jokes

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!

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Two men were knocking in nails to

| Idiot and fool jokes

Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. "Why do you keep throwing nails away" said the other. "Because they have the point at the wrong end", he replied "You fool, we could use those on the other side of the house!"

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What do witches eat at Halloween?

| Halloween jokes

What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

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Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I

| School jokes

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

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Paddy ‘n’ Mick join the army, and are put on street patrol in a city with a military curfew. They are given instructions to shoot anybody who’s on the streets after 6 o’clock. So one day, they’re out at twenty to 6, when Paddy spots a man walking on the other side of the street. He lines up the man in his sights and shoots the man dead. Mick is shocked. “What are you doin’, Paddy? It ain’t 6 yet!” “I know what I’m doin’. I know where he lives and he wouldn’t have made it!”