Policeman: How can you say
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets? Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.
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Three old ladies met on the street on a very
| Old age jokes
Three old ladies met on the street on a very stormy day. The wind was so strong and loud that they had difficulty in hearing each other. "It's windy," said one. "No, it's Thursday," said the next. "So am I," said the third. "Let's go and have a drink!"
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What's the speed limit of
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What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
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A history joke
| School jokes
A history joke Teacher: When was Rome built? Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that? Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
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Our teacher
| School jokes
Our teacher talks to herself does yours ? Yes, but she does't realise it, she thinks we're actually listening !
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Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!