Q. What's worse
| Food jokes
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm.
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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ? He heard the referee calling fowls
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What did the snake say when
| Snake jokes
What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !
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What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
| Bus jokes
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
| Zoo jokes
Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!