LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check
| Aviation jokes
LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.
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Q: What's the differents between
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an elephant? A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
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How come wrong numbers are never
| Answer me this jokes
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
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A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
| Marriage jokes
A woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets and a ruby pendant." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm sure he will re
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Men are like animals:
| Men jokes
Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
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Why is an old car like a baby playing? Because it goes with a rattle.