Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm

| Rabbit jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.

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What's another name for an parent?

| Parent jokes

What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

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What do you get if

| Car and train jokes

What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas tanks.

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Q: When a 16-inch

| Music jokes

Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!

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An elderly woman had just returned to her home

| Police jokes

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ so th

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Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don’t want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can’t they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don’t want them to know it.