Where do ants go for their holidays ?
| Ant jokes
Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !
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MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,
| Fishing jokes
MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by. "What are ye doing?" asked O'Bannon. "Fishin'," said MacAndrews. "Caught anything?" "Ach, nae a bite," "What are ye usin' fer bait?" "
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There is a
| Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box
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Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia
| Police jokes
Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of
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What did the customer say to the pet shop
| Rabbit jokes
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift!
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Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.