A man went to work for a zoo

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

| Rabbit jokes

When do rabbits have buck teeth? When their parents won't get them braces.

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Customer: What is this fly

| Waiter jokes

Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.

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A guy walks into a bar and

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. He only brought enough money for one beer though. As he's drinking his beer, which was quite expensive, he realizes how bad he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting anyone to drink his expensive beer, he takes out a 3x5 note card and writes on it, "I SPIT

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What happened to the naughty little witch at

| Witch jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school? She was ex-spelled.

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What does an aardvark keep in his

| Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

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A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. “Look in the lion’s mouth,” the vet told him. “How do I do that?” he asked. “Carefully,” replied the vet.