Where do Eskimos keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.
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Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight.
| Sport jokes
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet? Player: I finished it in three days!
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A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed
| Old age jokes
A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and said, "You can go home now."
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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for
| Salesmen jokes
What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!
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What animals were last
| Elephant jokes
What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !
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Why didn’t the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!