What do headmasters and bullfrogs have

What did Darth Vader say to the

| Internet jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the Internet? May the force e-with you.

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Father: You were absent on the day of the

| School jokes

Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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Why is it so wet in Great Britain?

| Weather jokes

Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

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Two ladies are in a bar and

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Two ladies are in a bar and the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots". So the second lady says "I don't know?" So the first lady says, " all the good ones are taken and the ones that are left are handicap!"

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What do you get if you cross a bottle

| Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel? A bit of a shock really!

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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !