Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the
| Religious jokes
Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once.
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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a
| Criminal jokes
What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ? A Kong - vict !
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A farmer and his brand new bride were
| Farmer jokes
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor
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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
| Space jokes
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U.F.O. printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Objec
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What do you have in December that you don't
| Christmas jokes
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ? The letter "D" !
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What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army? You’ve got no beef, soldier!