Q. How do you drown a blonde?
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
| Blonde jokes
Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.
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Q. What is the bigest pencil
| Humor jokes
Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania
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Camper: There's a leak over my
| Humor jokes
Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.
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What does a witch get if she's a
| Travel and tourist jokes
What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.
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Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.