Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is

Q. How do you drown a blonde?

| Blonde jokes

Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

[ read more ]

Q. Why do blondes have more fun?

| Blonde jokes

Q. Why do blondes have more fun? A. They are easier to keep amused.

[ read more ]

Q. What is the bigest pencil

| Humor jokes

Q. What is the bigest pencil in the world? A. Pennsylvania

[ read more ]

Camper: There's a leak over my

| Humor jokes

Camper: There's a leak over my bunk! Counselor: Don't complain. It only leaks when it rains.

[ read more ]

What does a witch get if she's a

| Travel and tourist jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.

[ read more ]

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.