What did Caesar say to
| History jokes
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
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Why are vampire families so close?
| Vampire jokes
Why are vampire families so close? Because blood is thicker than water.
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At night court, a man was brought in and set
| Judge jokes
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, "State your name, occupation, and the charge." The defendant said, "I'm Sparks, I'm an electrician, charged with battery." The judge winced and said, "Bailiff! Put this man in a dry cell!"
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What do you get if you cross a duck with a
| Bird jokes
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !
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Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die." Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. "He died," s
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How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !