Patient (to
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor? Surgeon: Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown.
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Have you seen www.dustbin.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.dustbin.com? Yes, but it's a load of rubbish.
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What should you call a bald teddy ?
| Various animal jokes
What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !
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What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up
| Elephant jokes
What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up it's sweater ? Warren !
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According to the
| Idiot and fool jokes
According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received th
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What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ? The letter “D” !