Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered

Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site

| Clinton jokes

Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin? A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

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Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish

| Idiot and fool jokes

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.

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How do you hire an elephant ?

| Elephant jokes

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !

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What's a bee-line ?

| Insect jokes

What's a bee-line ? The shortest distance between two buzz-stops !

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What is a monster's favourite society?

| Monster jokes

What is a monster's favourite society? The Consumers' Association.

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Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered toast? A: They can’t figure out which side the butter goes on.