Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a

Men are like remote controls.

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Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The

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Two parrots are sitting on a perch. The first one says to the other "can you smell fish?".

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What artistic dog

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives? A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Several women were discussing what they should

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Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight," came one suggestion, "those diet frozen dinners are good." The man then added: "But get two. They're small."

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The only good thing to ever

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The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.

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Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and sent him into the river where he drowned. The following Sunday his widow, all decked out in deepest black, was standing on the church steps after Mass, receiving condolences and enjoying every minute of it, when an old friend of the contractor came up. “I’m sorry, Mary, for your trouble,” offered the friend. “Did Mike leave you well fixed?” “Oh, he did!” she said. “He left me almost a half million dollars.” “Well now, that’s not bad for a man who couldn’t read or write.” “Nor swim either,” added the widow.