What kind of baseball do burgers
| Burger jokes
What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!
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First boy: Are you having a party for your
| Birthday jokes
First boy: Are you having a party for your birthday? Second boy: No, I'm having a witch do. First boy: What's a witch do? Second boy: She flies around on a broomstick casting spells.
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Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped
| Humor jokes
Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg? Because they're both cracked!
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Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: These are the best eggs we've had for years. Diner: Well, bring me some you haven't had around for that long.
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What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when
| Vampire jokes
What does Mrs Dracula say to Mr Dracula when he leaves for work in the evening? Have a nice bite!
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At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology to the Russians. American : “In the United States, anyone can pick up any phone and dial 9-1-1. This will record the call and connect them with the police.” Russian : “In Russia we don’t require that you dial anything.”