The teacher came up with a good problem.
| School jokes
The teacher came up with a good problem. "Suppose," she asked the second-graders, "there were a dozen sheep and six of them jumped over a fence. How many would be left?" "None," answered little Norman. "None? Norman, you don't know your arithmetic." "Teacher, you don't know your sheep. When one
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to
| Clinton jokes
Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues.
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So what exactly can I learn on the
| Internet jokes
So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.
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Q: What happened when the elephant sat on
| Elephant jokes
Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car? A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!
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A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together
| Religious jokes
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbi leans over and asks, "So how high can you advance in your organization?" The Priest says "If I am lucky, I guess I could become a Bishop." "Well, could you get any higher than that?" asks the Rabbi. "I suppose that if m
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How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !