A blonde walks down the street

What's the definition of unlikely?

| Accountant jokes

What's the definition of unlikely? A photo-spread in Playboy titled 'The World's Top Accountants - Nude!.

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A psychologist is at

| Mental health jokes

A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off and decks him. The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to the group and declares: "That's his prob

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What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

| Face jokes

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache.

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What have I got in

| Bus jokes

What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!

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On the steps of this church two pan handlers

| Religious jokes

On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a star of David. Of course, most of the church goers generously gave to the cross wearer and the other was overlooked. Finally the Pastor approached the Jew and sugg

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A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. “Here we go again.”