Q: Why couldn't the animals
| Humor jokes
Q: Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards? A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
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Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
| Music jokes
Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager.
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Fred's class was taken to the Natural History
| Zoo jokes
Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home. "Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to a dead zoo."
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Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.
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What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.