Alsation: How did you find the fleas?
| Dog jokes
Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn't! They found me!
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Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She
| Baby jokes
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
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What did the dog do when the panhandler
| Dog jokes
What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.
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What did the
| Aardvark jokes
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!
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What do cows sing at their friends birthday
| Cow jokes
What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties? "Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo
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Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market !