Who won the animal race?
| Aardvark jokes
Who won the animal race? The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!
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A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
| Parent jokes
A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries. "No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"
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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
| Easter jokes
What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state capital? Albunny, New York!
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What lies on the ground 100 feet up in
| Dead and dying jokes
What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.
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Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural
| Aviation jokes
Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the wreckage was clear. The aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hulk left smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. Sec
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What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant, sir!