THE teacher announced that to
| Spelling jokes
THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. "My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie." Next came Tommy. "My dad is a banker, b
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Why were the
| Elephant jokes
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !
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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !
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A guy in a bar
| Accountant jokes
A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?" The guy next to him replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know that I'm 6 feet tall, 200 pounds, and I'm an accountant. And the guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 225 pounds, and h
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Have you seen www.busfull.com?
| Internet jokes
Have you seen www.busfull.com? No, I'm afraid that one passed me by.
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What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics