What did the angry man sing
| Dog jokes
What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"!
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John kept pestering his parents to buy a
| Children jokes
John kept pestering his parents to buy a video, but they said they couldn't afford one. So one day John came home clutching a package containing a brand-new video. 'Where in the World did you get the money to pay for that ?' asked his father suspiciously. 'It's OK, Dad,' replied John, 'I've t
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Does a dolphin ever do something by
| Various animal jokes
Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!
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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?
| Monster jokes
How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.
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The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer – who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. “Okay,” the sheriff drawled, “Gomer, what is 1 and 1?” “11” he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but he’s right.” “What two days of the weekstart with the letter ‘T’?” “Today and tomorrow.” He was again surprised that Gomer supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself. “Now Gomer, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?” Gomer looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t know.” “Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?” So, Gomer wandered over to the pool hall where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. Gomer was exultant. “It went great! First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”