Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a
| Music jokes
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and turned around to ask Rachmaninov, "Where are we?" Rachmaninov said, "Carnegie Hall, sir!"
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
| History jokes
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
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What do ghosts like about riding horses?
| Ghost jokes
What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.
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YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS
| Yo momma jokes
YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y
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My computer made a funny sound the other
| Computer jokes
My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before.
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What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark’s mouths? Lefty!