Patron: How come

After shopping for most of the day, a couple

| Marriage jokes

After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report. Then, a detective drives them back to the parking lot to see if any evidence can be found at the scene of the crime. To their amazement, the car has been r

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Why did the footballer hold his

| Sport jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!

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A fisherman returned to shore with a giant

| Fishing jokes

A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier than he. On the way to the cleaning shed, he ran into a second fisherman who had a stringer with a dozen baby minnows. The second fisherman looked at the marlin, turned to the first fisherman and said, " Only caught on

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How many seasons are there in a dogs life

| Dog jokes

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season !

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Eulus stood in front of the take-out

| Restaurant jokes

Eulus stood in front of the take-out window of a Rawl-ins fast food restaurant. "I want two hamburgers," he said. "One with onions, and one without." The counter man: "Okay. Which one's without the onions?"

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Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading.