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What should a football team do if the pitch is

| Sport jokes

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded? Bring on their subs!

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What do you call a rabbit who is real cool?

| Rabbit jokes

What do you call a rabbit who is real cool? A hip hopper.

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere

| Cow jokes

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!

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An angel in heaven was welcoming a new

| Heaven and hell jokes

An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."

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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are

| Cowboy jokes

A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Hea

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Redmond, WA –Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows 2000” will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.