What do you get when you cross a pig with a

Q.Why did the blonde get

| Blonde jokes

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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It was so hot when we went on holiday last

| Humor jokes

It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow.

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Who do

| Cowboy jokes

Who do zombie cowboys fight? Deadskins.

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A concerned husband went to a

| Marriage jokes

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the first time and always asks me to repeat things." "Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from her and say something t

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What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas

| Christmas jokes

What's Tarzan's favourite Christmas song? Jungle bells.

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary? I don’t know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out