First Caribou: Which bug does amazing
| Various animal jokes
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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Q: How many screenwriters
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.
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What do they have for lunch at Monster
| Monster jokes
What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.
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An English teacher asked her class to write an
| Money jokes
An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec ! yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !
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Teacher: In what part of the
| School jokes
Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !
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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !