Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry
| Beauty jokes
Fred keeps telling me that he's going to marry the most beautiful girl in the world. Oh, what a shame! And you've been engaged for such a long time!
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Q: What do you call
| Blind jokes
Q: What do you call a blind German? A: A Not See (Nazi)
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On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten
| Children jokes
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!" "That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?" "Just a wild guess," she
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Soderling, the star college halfback, was
| College jokes
Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. "All right," said the prof. "How many degrees are there in a circle?" "Uh, depends," said the boy. "How big
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Who robs banks and squirts ink?
| Various animal jokes
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
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What is the hamburgers’ most familiar song? ‘Home on the Range’!