What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
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Have you
| Bus jokes
Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they're stopping to let the passengers off.
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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
| Banana jokes
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
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Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to
| Police jokes
Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found t
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What was King Arthur's favourite
| School jokes
What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!
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A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. “What do you think you’re doing?” she demanded. “I’m just entertaining the baby,” explained Tommy. “Where is the baby?” asked his Mum. “Under the bath.”