Q: How is Clinton's
| Clinton jokes
Q: How is Clinton's health care reform a lot like his haircut? A: It is a lot more expensive than it looks.
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How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington
| Gorilla jokes
How did a Gorilla come to be with Washington at Valley Forge? He had seen a sign saying, 'Uncle Simian Wants You!
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Prosecutor: Did you kill the
| Judge jokes
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.
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Did you hear about the vampire who joined
| Vampire jokes
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra? He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.
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What do you call someone who sticks his
| Various animal jokes
What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths? Lefty!
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Why was Cinderella able to surf the web? Because he footman turned into a mouse.