A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
| Police jokes
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "He
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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!
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An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow
| Ethnic jokes
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points to a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman, he says, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supp
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What is the difference between the
| Political jokes
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
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Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
| Hair and bald jokes
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
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Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had seen the carton in the road. The policmen stopped traffic and recovered the box. It was found to contain large upholstery tacks. “I’m sorry sir,” the first trooper told the driver, “but I am still going to have to write you a ticket.” Amazed, the driver asked for what. The trooper replied, “Tacks evasion.”