Why don't lobsters share?
| Various animal jokes
Why don't lobsters share? They're shellfish.
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Person 1: It must be terrible for an
| Music jokes
Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.
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Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to
| Women jokes
Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
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One day an out
| Business jokes
One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo-keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla
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Why did the rabbit cross the road?
| Easter jokes
Why did the rabbit cross the road? Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!
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The German controllers at Frankfurt Airport were often short-tempered. They not only expected you to know your parking location but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (PanAm 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground and a British Airways 747 (radio call Speedbird 206) after landing. Speedbird 206: “Good morning Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of the active.” Ground: “Guten morgan, taxi to your gate.” The British Airways 747 pulls onto the main taxiway and stops. Ground: “Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?” Speedbird 206: “Stand by, ground, I’m looking up the gate location now.” Ground (with typical German impatience): “Speedbird 206, have you never flown to Frankfurt before?” Speedbird 206 (coolly): “Yes, in 1944. But I didn’t stop.”