Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman
| Farmer jokes
Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy, is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin.
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What do Psychologists say to each
| Mental health jokes
What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "
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A blind man walks into a store
| Blind jokes
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around."
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Waiter, there's a
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Couldn't be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.
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Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it’s much more terrible if he doesn’t realize it.