A priest and a
| Religious jokes
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. So they did. They drove it home and parked it in the street between their establishments. A few minutes later, the rabbi look
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour
| Blonde jokes
Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?'
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A businessman who needed millions of dollars
| Business jokes
A businessman who needed millions of dollars to clinch an important deal went to church to pray for the money. By chance he knelt next to a man who was praying for $100 to pay an urgent debt. The businessman took out his wallet and pressed $100 into the other man's hand. Overjoyed, the man got u
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If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
| Cat jokes
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
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Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
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Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece.