What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?

Policeman: Why didn't

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

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Visitor: You're very quiet,

| Money jokes

Visitor: You're very quiet, Jennifer. Jennifer: Well, my mum gave me a dollar not to say anything about your red nose.

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An old lady walked in to the post

| Letter jokes

An old lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her. `Wait a minute,' he said, `you've written the address upside down. `I know,' said the little old lady, `the letter is going to Australia.

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At the scene of a bank raid

| Humor jokes

At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He got away, sir!" The inspector was furious. "But I told you to put a man on all the exits!" he roared. "How could he have got away?" "He left by one of the entrances, sir!"

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Policeman: Did you realize you just

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Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?

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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.