A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
| Blonde jokes
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away." "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don'
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Tourist: What's the speed
| Travel and tourist jokes
Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us.
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass
| School jokes
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!
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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?
| Birthday jokes
Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!
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Fred: You have
| Face jokes
Fred: You have the face of a saint. Jill: Really? Which one? Fred: A Saint Bernard.
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Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed? To feed her nightmare.