Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm
| Mental health jokes
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people. Doctor: Tell me about your problem. Patient: I JUST DID, DIDN'T I, YOU STUPID BASTARD!!!
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What did the apple say to the apple
| Apple jokes
What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
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What animals are poor dancers?
| Dance jokes
What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
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Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A:
| Cat jokes
Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!
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How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!