A guy took his blonde
| Blonde jokes
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. "Oh, I really liked it," she said, "but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents." "What on earth do you mean???" "Well
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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow?
| Birthday jokes
What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!
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Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi?
| Spelling jokes
Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?
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Little Mary was not the best
| Dirty jokes
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin a
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Why does a dentist seem moody?
| Dentist jokes
Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth.
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What happened to the cold jellyfish ? It set !