Why are there so many piggy banks?
| Pig jokes
Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
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What is the difference between Father
| Dog jokes
What is the difference between Father Christmas and a warm dog ? Father Christmas wears a whole suit, a dog just pants!
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Tyfus applied for a job in a factory.
| Idiot and fool jokes
Tyfus applied for a job in a factory. The company doctor who was giving him a physical asked, "Have your eyes ever been checked?" "No," said the worker. "They've always been brown."
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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?
| Pig jokes
Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!
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Interviewer: How do you spell Mississippi? Redneck: Which one? The river or the state?