A guy took his blonde

What type of sense of humor does rain

| Weather jokes

What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor

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For two solid hours, the lady

| Parent jokes

For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her grandchildren. She had even produced a plastic-foldout photo album of all nine of the children. She finally realized that she had dominated the entire conversation on her grandchildren. "Oh, I've do

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What is a parrot?

| Bird jokes

What is a parrot? A wordy birdy!

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the

| Dead and dying jokes

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !

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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....

| Blonde jokes

I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!

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A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” “What on earth do you mean???” “Well I saw them flip a coin and one team got it and then for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was: Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!