They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
| Beauty jokes
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
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What kind of car drives over
| Car and train jokes
What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.
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Why did the monster get a ticket at
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!
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Did you hear about the hillbilly who
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.
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Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.