Q: Why do men float better than

They say Margaret is a raving beauty.

| Beauty jokes

They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?

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What kind of car drives over

| Car and train jokes

What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution

| Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.

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Why did the monster get a ticket at

| Monster jokes

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!

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Did you hear about the hillbilly who

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.

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Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum.