Why did the 280-pound girl
| Marriage jokes
Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.
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A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving
| Farmer jokes
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it had only two twin beds. They were welcome to it, but one of them had to sleep in the barn.
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The blind farmer was often taken for a
| Blind jokes
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. He t
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted
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A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The side that pays your fee," replied the doctor.
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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
| Birthday jokes
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."
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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.