Who's the aardvark's favorite female
| Aardvark jokes
Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!
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Why does an actor enjoy his work so
| Movie and TV jokes
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.
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Waiter, there is
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !
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An old man and woman were married for
| Marriage jokes
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. "When I die I will dig my way up and out of the gra
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Airman Jones was assigned
| Military jokes
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advised new recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance. It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rate, selling insurance to nearly 100% of the re
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The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. He turned very quickly, caught the bull by the horns and threw it to the ground with a bump that left it breathless. “Aidan,” said the neighbor, “I never knew you were so strong.” “Faith, and if I could have got that fella off the handlebars of the bicycle I’d have thrashed him properly.”